about me & and my crap

When in Rome......

When in Rome……

Mrs. Savage

In a nutshell- I talk too much. I type too much. At work, I put things in people’s butts. At home, I do not. I’m a new mom at 35. I dread the day my daughter asks me to help her spell something because she will find out how stupid her mother is. I adore my husband. He is my spell checker and litmus test for funny (and he’s a babe, so there’s that). Weird shit happens to me….or at least around me. I’m only as funny as the friends I keep. I have clogged the newsfeed on Facebook for too long and after much ear twisting (more on that later, I’m sure) and convincing, I’ve decided to enter Blogland. So buckle yer seatbelts or prepare for a nap. I’m really not sure.


P.S. For the sake of full disclosure, I don’t look like my picture anymore…I mean, I’m not drunk at Mardi Gras at the moment or wearing a ripped t-shirt with no bra. Wait. Maybe the ripped t-shirt? Eh…maybe no bra? Somehow it looks different than I remember. I’m covered in baby vomit and dog hair for sure. A look soon to hit Milan and Paris. Oh, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

P.P.S. Sorry in advance for the swear words. I’m positive shit, damn, and hell will be frequent ‘go-too’ words. The occasional F bomb might be necessary to adequately convey the shit on my mind (Sonofabitch, it’s happening already. Dammit.)


8 Responses to “about me & and my crap”

  1. josh little brother shortDOGG walker May 3, 2013 at 4:06 am #

    Fuck I love you I cant wait to fallow this shit now

  2. Ty Button May 3, 2013 at 4:35 am #

    Michelle said you were feeling a bit down and I needed to follow you and show support. Here I am.

  3. Lori Carpenyet May 3, 2013 at 4:45 am #

    Oh… I was really your 3rd follower, but I hit a wrong button… and whoosh I fell to 12!
    Kalie Annie, I’m proud that “Mayberry by the Sea” got you to start writing. Momma Lo is your #1 fan… and I think you’ll be amazed how many people “Love to read your Crap!!!
    You’re off on an adventure baby girl!! xxx ooo :))

  4. Debbie Scott May 3, 2013 at 8:02 am #

    Kalie, I’m so happy you’re doing this!! You are so witty! You will be AWESOME at this:)!!

  5. Liz McKinney May 3, 2013 at 1:40 pm #

    Love it Kalie. I do love reading what you write on facebook. Is there a book on the way? Wish Dan would write one!

  6. Kyrsten Johonson May 3, 2013 at 3:43 pm #


  7. Taura May 3, 2013 at 6:26 pm #

    OMG!!!!!! You did it!!! FINALLY!!!! I will wake up everyday waiting to hear all your fabulous stories!!! Hugs!!! 🙂

  8. Roz May 4, 2013 at 3:18 am #

    One of my favorite books is found in the children’s section: Poop Happened! A History of the World from the Bottom Up. Read it and you will find more inspiration for your new endeavor. It describes the rise & fall of civilization due to poop.

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